Maureen’s Celebrity Recipes
Maureen lives in Georgetown south and we would like to welcome her to the D-Moos Halton Hills Radio Family, apart from being the largest Elvis Presley fan in the world Maureen loves to bake and from time time she will share her wonderful recipies with us.
“ELVIS PRESLEY PEANUT BUTTER & BANANA COOKIES”
Cookies:
1 1/4 cups firmly packed brown sugar
3/4 cup creamy peanut butter
1 cup mashed bananas
1/2 cup crisco shortening
3 tablespoons milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
1 egg
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups chocolate chips
1 cup coarsely chopped pecans (optional)
Heat oven to 350.In a large bowl mix brown sugar,peanut butter,
bananas,shortening,milk and vanilla.
Blend well with electric mixer.Add egg and beat just until well
blended.
Combine baking soda flour and salt and then add to shortening
mixture
Drop by tsp and bake from 11 to 13 minutes.
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"BACKDOOR JIMMY"S RIDING LAWN MOWER"
"Coach Mike" of the Halton Hills Blue Fins Swim team is enrolling
new swimming prospects at the Georgetown Marketplace on Wednesday
September 8 for the 2010-2011 season and is especially looking for
those in the Master adult Category (20 years of age and older).
You can contact Mike at mikethompson17@hotmail.com
Until next time
Big Daddy
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FOR SALE – riding lawn mower
Notice, it even has a headlight!
So be careful what you ask for!
My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker, so she would have more time for the chores inside the house. SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower. I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.
To this day I have never been able to understand
Why some women are so hard to please!
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said “I’ve got a better idea … let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not,” giggles the woman.
“Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.”
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Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, “Ya know, Mahtha, I’d like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane.” And every year, Martha would say “I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs.”
So one year Stumpy says, “By Jeebers, Mahtha, I’m 71 yeahs old, and if I don’t go this time I may nevah go.” Martha replies, “Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs … and ten dollahs is ten dollahs.”
So the pilot overhears then and says, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won’t charge you. But just ONE WORD and it’s ten dollars.”
They agree and up they go… the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word… so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, “By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn’t.”
And Stumpy replies “Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out … but ten dollahs is ten dollahs.”
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Old guy in a nursing home said to one of the older ladies, “Honey, guess how old I am?”
She said, “Take all your clothes off and turn around three times.”
He took his clothes off and turned around three times and she said 85. Astonished, he said, “That’s right. How did you know?”
She said, “YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY.”
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THE GOOD OLE BOYZ
The Good Ole Boyz are our adopted Smash Up Derby team and we want to give them as much publicity as we can in their continuing fight against Autism with the support of Teamworks Community Support Advocacy.
On Saturday September 4 its Orangeville Fall Fair and Democross followed on Sunday September 5 with Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing.
Saturday September 12 its here at home at the Georgetown Fall Fair featuring both Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing and the full size Pro Mod Class and the Boyz decorate the car for best in show.
Saturday September 18 its off to the Brampton Fall Fair with Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing and the Milton Fall Fair Friday September 24 its Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing followed on Sunday September 26 in Milton for the Minimash clash!
Thanks for the update guys and please update us on any changes or additional dates.
Here is another shot from the Downtown Georgetown Car Show and we would to thank all of you who came down to enjoy the Tunes and the Cars!
Sidekick Scotty had a blast and said hello to many listeners that weekend.
We take pride in our Downtown’s in both Georgetown and Acton and in the months and years to come we will share many of our favorite snapshots with you such as this shot of Westlyan Street in Downtown Georgetown.
The regular season is set to start Sept. 11, the Georgetown Raiders saw plenty of exhibition action this past weekend,leaving the Cottage Cup tournament in Huntsville with a 2-2 record.
The Raiders defeated the Stouffville Spirit twice, 5-2 and 5-3, while losing to the host Otters 2-0 and the Hamilton Red Wings 7-5.
New coach and general manager Greg Walters continues to fine-tune his roster leading up to their Ontario Jr. A Hockey League home opener on Sept. 11 against the Newmarket Hurricanes and will have two more pre-season contests later this week against the Toronto Jr. Canadiens.
The teams will meet Thursday in Etobicoke, followed by a return match Friday at the Alcott Arena at 7:30 p.m.
Until next time
Big Daddy
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists…
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes.” I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. “Yes, Mario,” he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and some day you’ll thank me for it.”
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